Whiffle Ball
Whiffle Ball 2
Voiced by: PowerPointninja
Gender Male
Age 19
Species Wiffle Ball
Color Silver
Game Stats
Place TBA
Episode Eliminated TBA
Friends Axe, Lettuce (possibly)
Enemies Yoyleberry
Whiffle Ball, labeled the Soulless Ball of Boredom, is a male contestant in Article Insanity.


As his label insists, it's like he has no soul. He pretty much always has the same eyes and can been seen staring into space. He almost NEVER smiles, even when he's happy. He is very tough. So tough, he's almost immortal. He is nice in general, but he tends to be unaware and confused, and sometimes might accidently get one of his friends in trouble.

There is a Rumor is he slipped and broke his neutral personality then his face turns into worse.



Whiffle Ball helped Axe find burried treasure. This made Axe see him as loyal and made her want Whiffle Ball as a partner.

Status: Friends


Lettuce is against Whiffle Ball being a cheater.

Status: Possible friends


Yoyleberry calls him a cheater just because he's super tough. He's obviously jealous of him.

Status: Enemies



  • Whiffle Ball is also a contestant in a camp called Fight For Cheese Manor Squared .
  • He is the only male on axe's alliance.
  • Goof: In Episode 4, when Axe called her alliance, Whiffle Ball was smiling with his tounge sticking out. This also happens in his orinigal pose.
  • Whiffle Ball is the only contestant that has different eyes, minus eyelashes and eyelids.
  • Disregarding Smoked Sausage, of course, He's the oldest contestant.