|Voiced by: PowerPointninja|
|Episode Eliminated||Free-fallin' With Style|
Nobody knows why, but he's always depressed. One of the things he hates most in life is object shows. He just enters them to tell the viewers that they suck and to go eliminate more fat people. He doesn't care about being eliminated, and doesn't care what prize is out there to win.He didn't have time to make any friends after being the second person voted of Article Insanity.
He was beaten really badly by her mirror, and was given serious injuries.
Smoked Sausage told him "how much he sucks", and got spat in the face.
- He's the 2nd oldest contestant the first being Tranquilizer Gun.
- Smoked Sausage doesn't return in Article Insanity: Rebooted, along with a bunch of others.