|Voiced by: PowerPointninja|
|Color||Black (Body), Lime (Pole Tips), Bright Yellow (Poles)|
|Episode Eliminated|| It's falling apart so fast (rejoins in episode 6)
|Friends||Petroleum Drop, Axe (possible love interest, one sided on her side).|
Hammock, labeled the Worst Seat In The House, is a male contestant in Article Insanity.
For some reason, Hammock is always random. He is very attached to his extensive tongue. He will touch his forehead with it, hit his rivals with it, and even talk with it sticking out of his mouth. This can gross out and annoy other contestants. In the beta elements of Article Insanity, he was evil.
He wished Hammock good luck at the elimination, and he said Hammock played a good game when he was eliminated in It's falling apart so fast
Hammock soiled her leaves, which caused him to get beaten by her mirror.
In The Must Have Prize, Axe called Hammock "stupidly random." However, in Triple Trouble, it is revealed that Hammock has a crush on Axe.
Status: Love Intrest (possibly one-sided)
- Hammock was the first contestant made.
- Hammock was originally going to be evil, like Taco from II, but PowerPointNinja made him regularly dumb.
- Hammock's signature move is the tongue punch, he even uses it to win against Smoked Sausage for the tie breaker and used it for a challenge against Lettuce. ToNgUe PuNcH!!!!! XD
- Hammock is a first youngest contestant in the show