|Voiced by: WhaiJay|
|Enemies||Hammock (Could be one-sided)|
Cauliflower is another one of those guys you would usually see these days, trying to attract the ladies, act cool and fit in. He isn't very intelligent in general. For some reason, he thinks having "mr" at the start of your name makes you cool. He is a nice guy, and likes to hang out with his friends, but he always tries to avoid looking bad in front of people.
Yoyleberry and Cauliflower have been friends before Article Insanity started.
In an "Ask Cauliflower" answer in DeviantArt, when asked if he ever took a liking to Hammock, he responded, "That ugly thing? Please."
Status: Enemies (Could be one-sided)
- Cauliflower was first made in one of PowerPointninja's BFDI fanfictions.